AN AVENGER AFTER THE FATHER’S HEART

As Lord of all creation, The Father wants to make it public knowledge that He plans to recruit The Hulk for the eponymous event of Armageddon. This development occurred after The Father saw Hulk’s brilliant destruction of everything that stood in his way in The Avengers.

Contrary to public opinion, Armageddon is not an event we are particularly pleased to talk about. One of the reasons for this is that reminding people every time that it will take place dilutes the sudden effect its terror should have. Though The Father loves order, He retains the power to cause chaos when He wants to. And The Hulk has done us proud by showing both qualities while being angry.

The Father thanks The Avengers for fighting for the world with such devotion and character. The destruction of this world, Armageddon, is an event whose exclusive right is held by The Father. Hence, The Father does not take pleasure when a god, be it Loki or any other god, decides he wants to do what The Father will do.

He wants other avengers to understand that while they were not chosen for fighting on his side for Armageddon, He did consider them. Captain America could not make the cut because choosing him would mean The Father is showing favoritism towards America and it would be an obvious error to choose Thor. As for the rest, they are mere men-with a sharpened set of skills-who may or may not be alive when Armageddon takes place. But if the date is set before they die, The Father would surely look into a way to make them fit the plan.

The general public should be rest assured that just because The Father has an interest in The Hulk does not mean he will not be judged fairly like all other men. If The Hulk does not meet the minimum requirements for fighting in The Father’s army, he will be shown the way to hell.

Signed

Chief Spokesperson for the Heavenly Host